Adult Dating Tips

Well actually you may find some of these lines useful, others may just make you and whoever you use them on laugh!
Anyway if you need a helping hand approaching someone, then maybe one of these will make your task a little easier.

• Usually the first person I see in the morning is me - in the mirror. How would you feel if I said that I'd like tomorrow to be different?
• I just want to hold you all night.
• Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
• I'm x years old. I can't believe I'm x years old and still a virgin.
• I've never done this before, I knew you were the one.
• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
• I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
  No.
  Well then, please start.
• I just want to show you how much I love you.
• Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
• You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
• Do you want to be called for breakfast or should I just blow in your ear?
• I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
• I've been taking all these women's studies courses and I'm confused about my sexuality.
• My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, mead till hard, and serve hot.